February 2, 2010

Is it Male or Female?

You try and guess what the following things are – is it Male and Female ?

SWISS ARMY KNIFE – male , because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

KIDNEYS – female , because they always go to the bathroom in pairs

TYRE – male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON – male , because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it….. and of course there is the hot air part!

SPONGES – female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGE – female , because they are always getting hit on.

SHOE – male , because it is usually unpolished and with its tongue out.

COPIER – female, because once turned off it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive devise when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

ZIPLOCK BAGS – male , because they hold everything in , but you can always see right through them.

HOURGLASS- female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER – male, because it hasn’t evolved much over the last 5000 years but its handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL – female – you were thinking male right ! It gives man great pleasure, he’d be lost without it – while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push he keeps trying.

Feel free to add some more of your own :)

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4 comments:

  1. Hee hee love this post..............

    Gladwrap...... female, as it's always got everything covered.

    Hair driers.....male, cause they are full of hot air and females enjoy using them.

    xx

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  2. this is funny... and quite true!
    xoxoxox

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  3. Clever! I enjoyed these. Thanks!

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